I am THANKFUL for....

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I AM THANKFUL FOR ......
 
THE PARTNER WHO HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT,
BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE'S NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
 
THE CHILD WHO IS NOT CLEANING HIS ROOM, BUT  IS WATCHING TV,

BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS
 
FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY,
BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED
 
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY,
BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS
 
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT
 
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM IN THE SUNSHINE
 
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME
 
FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR  END OF THE PARKING LOT,

BECAUSE IT MEANS  I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE
BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION
 
FOR MY HUGE HEATING/COOLING BILL,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM/REFRESHED

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY,

BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT  I CAN HEAR
 
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING,
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR
 
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT  THE END OF THE DAY,

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD
 
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS,

BECAUSE IT  MEANS I AM ALIVE
 
 AND FINALLY.......
 
 FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL,
 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO  ARE THINKING OF ME